SCP-1425: "Star Signals"

<p><em>A viral new book is sweeping the nation! You can manifest your new reality today! </em></p><br><p><strong>Patrons</strong></p><p>Brett, Karli Golightly, Jonathon Cant, Alexi Vasiliev, Rhese, Eli Winter, Mel Hague, Slater Mosher, UrnalFire1, Nicholas Yauger, Thoticles, Sipherblitz, The bear on your roof, Jeremiah Brucks, stahilryuk, Callum Reed, Jake from Statefarm, Tazmaniantiger, Puritanus, Coach Walker, HolyRavens Scotty Strauss, and Julian Weir!</p><br><p><strong>Cast &amp; Crew</strong></p><p>Written by Silberescher</p><p>Script edited by Kevin Whitlock</p><p>Narrator - Elissa Park</p><p>Beck - Jesse Hall</p><p>Declan Brown - Melissa Lusk</p><p>Erlenmeyer - Nate DuFort</p><p>Pundit - Vic Collins</p><p>MP - Chris Harris-Beechy</p><p>Paula Abdul - Rhys Tirado</p><p>Peppy - Madeleine Moore</p><p>Producer - Brad Colbroock</p><p>Randy Jackson - Ben Counter</p><p>Reader - Marquiz Moore</p><p>Researcher - Graham Rowat</p><p>Ryan Seacrest - Russ More</p><p>Simon Cowell - Ashlee Jones</p><p>Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons</p><p>Editor - Pacific S. Obadiah</p><p>Showrunner - Kale Brown</p><p>Producer - Pacific S. Obadiah</p><p>Executive Producers - Tom Owen &amp; Brad Miska</p><p><strong>Presented by Bloody FM</strong></p><br><p><a href="http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.Bloody-Disgusting.com</a></p><p><a href="http://www.scparchives.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.SCParchives.com</a></p><p>Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod</a></p><p>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/scp_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/scp_pod</a></p><p>Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/scppod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/scppod</a></p><p>Discord: <a href="https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX</a></p><br /><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size