S2 E7: Lavender Man-fruit Thing

<p>We're back!!! We took a little emergency break AGAIN, we're so sorry, but we're back!!! We start off talking about fan theories, then of course we are derailed by: <em>The Road to El Dorado,</em> hating the MCU in 2022, and the role of <em>Amelie</em> in the rise of the alt-right.</p><br><p>We bumble through a recap before launching into Chapter 7: Surprises, and what surprises there were!</p><br><p>Tiaa wakes up, unsure whether or not she really shotgunned Uncle Larry or if it was all a dream. She is somehow EVEN MORE beautiful and ethereal than before, so she is a vampire CONFIRMED. We meet a new friend with an excellent name, and have a run-in with a cheerleader. Ewdard comes along to ruin the fun, and things get RACY.</p><br><p>Check out The Restricted Section, a pro-trans rights, raunchy podcast reading the Harry Potter books chapter by chapter. We were recently guests on their episode on Book 5, Chapter 4, and had an extremely good time.</p><br><p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/3KMGbaDOg7bGBcps4SOof7?si=7d6c47362eaf4aa9" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/show/3KMGbaDOg7bGBcps4SOof7?si=7d6c47362eaf4aa9</a></p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/restrictedsectionpod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/restrictedsectionpod/</a></p><br><p>You can follow us on Instagram and Twitter @FangfictionPod, or check out our website <a href="https://fangfiction.transistor.fm/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://fangfiction.transistor.fm/</a> to listen to episodes or find links to subscribe to Fangfiction in all the podcast places! You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at <a href="https://lucyhagan.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://lucyhagan.substack.com/</a> and read some of Zac's excellent fiction at <a href="https://h-ne.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://h-ne.com/</a></p><br><p>CONTENT WARNING: mentions of self harm and suicide. If you or someone you know is struggling, y