PTP 385 - May 4, 2023 - In Which We Talk Star Wars Briefly and Then Not at All

<p><em>Opening</em></p> <p>     - <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sarahemmm/">Vote on Sarah’s Instagram polls</a></p> <p>     - <a href="https://www.clairetonti.com/">Claire Tonti</a></p> <p><strong>Pints by Claire Tonti</strong></p> <p><em>Ranker ‘a Tanker</em></p> <p>     - <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-cult-comedy-movies-list/ranker-film">The Best Cult Comedy Movies</a></p> <p><strong>Fake Conversations by Nick Everett</strong></p> <p><em>Sucks to Suck</em></p> <p>     - <a href="https://katv.com/news/offbeat/mother-says-she-called-police-because-she-couldnt-tell-twin-sons-apart-identical-fraternal-boys-mom-parents-parenthood-children-kids-babies-infants">Mother calls police cause she can’t tell twins apart</a></p> <p>     - <a href="https://katv.com/news/local/3-and-12-month-old-sent-home-with-wrong-parent-at-daycare-paragoulds-tiny-blessings-sammi-chipman-ridge-kyle-cross-kimberley-baker-paragould-police-department">Daycare gives kid to wrong person at pick up</a></p> <p>     - <a href="https://www.blackenterprise.com/no-yelling-no-phones-florida-teacher-accused-of-organizing-middle-school-fight-club/">Florida teacher accused of organizing school fight club</a></p> <p>     - <a href="https://petapixel.com/2023/04/12/divorced-woman-demands-refund-from-wedding-photographer-4-years-later/?fbclid=IwAR2-REplaUQN1HrHEleuTY3h3dtHhwipKnoZI-c1VHsgh_rRnrZAACJyKgI">Divorced woman wants refund for wedding photos</a></p> <p><strong>Shithole of a Town by Tomas McManus</strong></p> <p><em>Buzzfeeder</em></p> <p>     - <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/i_like_randomquiz/would-you-actually-try-these-weird-food-combos">Would You Try These Weird Food Combos?</a></p> <p><strong>I Will Follow You Into the Dark (Cover) by Jade Birkner</strong></p> <p><em>Closing/Rec Room</em></p> <p>     - <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CrMy_xEggH_/">Octopus costume for a kid</a></p> <p>     - <a href="https://letterboxd.com/film/nope/">Nope movie</a></p> <p>     - <a href="https://wheresthejump.com/">Where’s the Jump?</a></p