Premeditated Retaliation

<p>Sorry not sorry = words of House MLB, followed by “Let’s just move on.” Did the Red Sox really do their due diligence around <a href="https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/redsox/2020/02/15/alex-verdugo-explains-peripheral-involvement-police-matter/4ITTiBpAd6HkKLlOOJAoJP/story.html?camp=bg%3Abrief%3Arss%3Afeedly&amp;rss_id=feedly_rss_brief&amp;s_campaign=bostonglobe%3Asocialflow%3Atwitter">Alex Verdugo</a>? Police reports indicate otherwise. But he just wants to move on. Astros owner <a href="https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/mlb/texas-rangers/article240325981.html">Jim Crane</a> apologized by stating he shouldn’t be held accountable. Just wants to move on. <a href="https://theathletic.com/1600635/2020/02/11/marwin-gonzalez-addresses-astros-scandal-i-wish-i-could-take-it-back/">Former Astros</a> apologize much better than current Astros, who can’t seem to stop talking, but just want to move on. Dusty Baker makes “<a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/02/15/dusty-baker-premeditated-retaliation-concerns-astros-sign-stealing">premeditated retaliation</a>” a thing.</p><p><br></p><p>Thank the baseball gods for boyfriends to cheer us out of our funk. Pottymouth feels the love for Oakland outfielder <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/23454421/stephen-piscotty-felt-mom-was-his-return-as">Stephen Piscotty</a>, whose story shows baseball at its best. Patti finds her starting 3B in <a href="https://www.nbcsports.com/bayarea/athletics/matt-chapman-explains-what-makes-friendship-khris-davis-special">Matt Chapman</a>, he of the sexy defense and bromance with Khris Davis. Both our NL boyfriends are the Cardinal Way, all the way. Pottymouth catches the Aloha spirit with 2B <a href="https://www.vivaelbirdos.com/st-louis-cardinals-news-analysis-mlb/2018/5/29/17405286/mlb-has-cracked-down-on-uniform-violations-including-kolten-wongs-hawaii-arm-sleeve-a-hunt-and-peck">Kolten Wong</a>, and Patti goes with another 3B Matt, with <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am_sy4Kufh0">Matt “It’s Gotta Be the Salsa” Ca