Polterbites: What Cryptid Fu@& Real Good? (featuring Michael Swaim)

<p>Do you find yourself strangely attracted to the strange and somewhat monstrous? Like, REALLY attracted? Do glowing eyes and and long claws just do it for you? Honestly, do you want to bang a cryptid? Sure, we ALL DO. But the real question is, which cryptid would make the best lover? We took a little time with Michael Swaim to discuss just What Cryptid Fu#& Real Good?</p>