Pinocchio (2022) Movie Review, Disney D23 Expo, Apple Event 2022 | PAK #84

<p>This week on Press Any Key, we've got a whole heap of info for you all tied up nicely with some puppet strings and badly animated oceans (Avatar excluded...) On Sept 7th, <a href='https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE_M8A5yxnLfW0KghEeajjw'>@Apple</a> came out swinging with its iPhone 14 event focusing on the new tech updates for the upcoming phones. Major changes include an insane new camera, the strongest processor out there, an "always on display" that has Mike wearing a tin foil hat, and its new dynamic island feature. The Apple Watch and AirPod Pros got some quality-of-life updates. If you're a Disney adult, just like Pat, we go over all the updates from the D23 Expo. In addition to all the little bits and pieces about the parks, we got some info on Marvel and Star Wars. Nick can't wait for more Avatar: The Way of Water, we see some Captain America 4, Loki Season 2, Thunderbolts, Daredevil, Echo, and Fantastic Four. There's a LOT in here, Pat runs it down like a champ. Finally, we talk about the new <a href='https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIrgJInjLS2BhlHOMDW7v0g'>@Disney Plus</a> release Pinocchio (2022). The cast includes Tom Hanks (Geppetto), Cynthia Erivo (Blue Fairy), Benjamin Evan (Pinocchio), Luke Evans (Coachman), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Jiminy Cricket), and a few others. As of writing, it's currently sitting around a 30% on <a href='https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi8e0iOVk1fEOogdfu4YgfA'>@Rotten Tomatoes Trailers</a>... and we have to agree. There are a few redeemable elements of the movie, but if you want to keep Pinocchio untainted in your nostalgic memory, this is a skip. </p> <p><a href='https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/pinocchio'>#pinocchio</a> <a href='https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/d23expo2022'>#d23expo2022</a> <a href='https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/apple'>#apple</a> <a href='https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/movie'>#movie</a> <a href='https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/review'>#review</a> <a href='https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/reaction'>#reaction</a> <a href='https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/