Permanently Unengaged Ep.9 (Laura Is A Bird With Tourette's)

<p>It's Halloween in November on this episode of Permanently Unengaged podcast and Laura gets things rolling by slaughtering Evan at a made up game and then bragging about being the real bread winner of the relationship. Since Evan and Laura are from a land without seasons (Florida), the two discuss how pretty it is to watch Denver slowly slip into Autumn and the leaves changing across the city. After a review of Comrade Brewery, and a Lightning update, the two discuss their nick-name for Laura's boss and then finally Evan plays a video to open the show. That video is followed by an announcement about Laura's family adopting her nephews and a video of one of them being the cutest child ever. The two give a Garden Update, and then Laura flexes hard about her pumpkin carving skills. That leads into the pair sharing their favorite Halloween memories of scary events, pranks and specific horror movies. Evan has Laura attempt to roll her R's live on the podcast so everyone understands just how crazy Laura is and then Evan tells a story about standing up against a mob at Walgreens. The two explain their sides of the day "Instagram Died" and how it effected Denver Spot Locator's ability to argue with roller-bladers. Laura and Evan decide on the theme for music at their hypothetical wedding and also recount a few lies they were told as children that they 100% believed to be true. Thats when things get a little dark and Laura tells a story about stepping on a hamster, which is the perfect intro to a news story Evan has been holding onto regarding Australian Sheppards. To end the episode on a lighter note, Evan gives a small report on State Dogs and Dinosaur bones. It might be the most educational thing to happen on the podcast so far.&nbsp;</p>