Paid For Your Poop, Auto-correct Causes Pittsburgh Panic, & A Ding-Dong Dinner Hack

S3E62 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  With the economy in the toilet, some folks are taking what's in the toilet & making money from it. If you've ever sent a text that was auto-corrected incorrectly, you've never caused as much embarrassment as it did in "Da-Burgh". Stop screaming to get the kids to the dinner table...just ring the doorbells. One mom has a clever way to save her voice. These specimens of stupidity as well as more lie ahead in this midweek bonus... Someone Stole All the Appliances from Their Airbnb;  A Man Tried to Carjack Officers in a Fully Marked Police Car;  Thieves Stole $5,000 Worth of Gas from Under a Gas Station...Using a Minivan with a Trap Door;  Who Will You Miss More When You Return to the Office, Family or Pets?/Top Reasons We Like Our Dogs More than Our Kids;  MN Mail Carrier Blocked By Deer;  Is This the Most Canadian Crime of All Time? A Roller-Blading Guy With a Hockey Stick Stole a Woman's "Toque";  Michigan house for sale features an unusual, throne-like toilet.  And get up to date with the current events is the most stupid way possible with the "Insane Week In Review" & meet 7 new "geniuses" who have been presented wtih the weekly "Genius Awards"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>