Non-Stupid Pizza People, A Breastfeeding Groom, & "Coca-Cojones"

<p>The job pool is not only shallow...it's polluted. One Ohio pizzeria is looking for qualified applicants who aren't STUPID. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a bizarre story about a bride who got the shock of her life when she found out how much of a "mommy's boy" her new husband was. There's data that indicates men who consume lots of Pepsi &amp; Coke have bigger "junk"...which puts a whole new meaning to the term, "junk food"... And there's plenty of stupid junk in this week's episode, too!</p> <ul> <li>PA High School Student Arrested After Airdropping Bomb Threat During Airline Flight;&nbsp;</li> <li>LOL Verifier Will Prevent You from Posting "LOL" If You Have Not Laughed Out Loud;&nbsp;</li> <li>Mexican President Goes Viral After Posting Mischievous ‘Elf’ Photo;&nbsp;</li> <li>Teens Nabbed After Running Through Fence for 'Kool-Aid Man' TikTok Challenge;&nbsp;</li> <li>Woody Harrelson Goes Full Anti-Vaxxer on "Saturday Night Live";&nbsp;</li> <li>FOLLOW-UP: Thor, the masturbating walrus, finds pleasure in new location;&nbsp;</li> <li>Boyfriend Livid After Girlfriend Charges His Phone: Violation of Trust;&nbsp;</li> <li>Men Who Regularly Lift Heavy Objects at Work Have Higher Sperm Counts;&nbsp;</li> <li>Woman Eats A Potato Chip Potentially Worth $120K;&nbsp;</li> <li>"Dilbert" Has Been Dropped by Several Newspapers After Its Creator Said Some Racist Things;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Woman Tries to Fake a Pee Test...with Water &amp; Soda;&nbsp;</li> <li>Shipwrecked Man Survives 24 Days on Ketchup–Heinz Is Looking for Him;&nbsp;</li> <li>The "Crying Indian" Littering PSA from the '70s Is Officially Retired;&nbsp;</li> <li>Pringles-Flavored Fake Chicken Fries Are on the Way;&nbsp;</li> <li>Romanian Councilor Appears Naked in Shower During WFH Meeting;&nbsp;</li> <li>Adult Film Actor Fractures Penis Making Scene for OnlyFans;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Couple Had a Truck Re-Keyed, &amp; Then Stole It;&nbsp;</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he