Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica - Jessica's Birthday

<p>Glue on your extremely long lashes, hang playing cards from the ceiling, and put both of your very painful high heels on... it's time to hop in our magical Simpson Sisters time machine once again! Today, our destination is Jessica's 23rd birthday party. The organizers of this event did not let the fact that Jessica doesn’t know exactly what Alice in Wonderland is about stop them from choosing that as the theme, and common decency didn't stop Nick from proclaiming he is happy she is older as this makes him feel like less of a pervert. Ahh, young love! We also marvel at his rudeness during an iconic Home Depot trip in which Jessica sees “Goo Gone” for the first time, but don’t worry, the episode is saved by many flawless and adorable moments from our Queen. All that plus news of October 2003 and a thorough explanation of why you shouldn’t try Kim Kardashian’s “masking tape to hold your boobs up” hack.</p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p>FOLLOW US</p> <p>Instagram @ashleeandjessicast</p> <p>Twitter @ashleejessicast</p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p>LIA:</p> <p>Lia-Russo.com</p> <p>Instagram, Twitter, Letterboxd @capriamoon</p> <p>TikTok @liarussonyc</p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p>JOLI:<br> Instagram: @jilvds</p> <p>Art Instagram: @jolicreates</p> <p>Twitter: @AlwaysJoli</p> <p>TikTok: @joliravioli</p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p>Drop us a line at&nbsp;<a href="http://ashleeandjessicast@gmail.com/"><strong>ashleeandjessicast@gmail.com</strong></a>&nbsp;and let us know your thoughts on the episode!</p>