Never Apologize for the Pottymouth

<p>The return of the Joe Kelly Fight Club puts Pottymouth in the excellent company of Dusty Baker. Dave Roberts thinks we’ve got that <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mike-clevinger-marcus-stroman-among-mlb-players-upset-over-joe-kellys-eight-game-suspension/">whole Astros cheating thing out of our system</a> now so Alex Bregman’s head should be safe from here on out.  Patti believes Joe laid the groundwork for his defense with his video of a wild pitch breaking a window in his home.</p><p><br></p><p>There’s actual good news to report this week with BabyTrout and a swath of young baseball boyfriends making their presence known. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/luis-robert-eloy-jimenez-almost-hit-cycles">Luis Robert and Eloy Jiminez</a> are lighting up the White Sox. <a href="https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/mariners/mariners-rookie-evan-white-getting-mostly-golden-reviews-for-his-defense-at-first-base/">Evan White</a> makes a defensive difference immediately on the Mariners, <a href="https://www.federalbaseball.com/2020/7/31/21348859/washington-nationals-carter-kieboom-comes-on-strong">Carter Kieboom</a> is named player of the game last week, and Os BFs <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/orioles-anthony-santander-launches-second-homer/">Santander and Severino</a> hit back to back homers.  Please call up <a href="https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2020/7/30/21348273/san-francisco-giants-joey-bart">Joey Bart</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>The league still hasn’t shut down despite COVID-19 outbreaks on both the <a href="https://www.mlb.com/marlins/news/marlins-cleared-to-leave-philadelphia-area">Marlins</a> and the Cardinals, and 18 postponed games so far. Patti tries to make “<a href="https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/news/blue-jays-staying-fresh-on-off-days">Capital Jays</a>” stick.  <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/08/01/lorenzo-cain-opts-out-2020-season-brewers">LoCain</a> and <a href="https://www.nocryinginbball.com/s3/111">Isan Díaz</a> opt out and N<a href="https://apnews.co