[NaNo] Day 3 (5000 words)

<p><span style="font-size: 10pt;">ACK! I forgot to actually post the audio. See what batch-posting does for you, kids? </span></p> <p><strong>5000 down, 45000 to go</strong></p> <p>Are you behind already? Seriously? Getting despondent?</p> <p>Then quit.</p> <p>Because there certainly aren’t any ways to catch back up, and Evil Mur will go over all those impossibilities in this episode.</p> <p>wordcount: 2000 / 50000 words. 4% done!<br /> <strong><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style= "font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;"> (As of Nov. 2. Get your wordcount meter at </span><a style= "font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;" href= "https://www.languageisavirus.com/nanowrimo/word-meter.php">Languageisavirus.com</a><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;">)</span></span></strong></p> <hr /> <p>Have you friended Mur on <a href= "https://nanowrimo.org/participants/mightymur/">NaNoWriMo</a> or <a href="https://app.4thewords.com/account/mightymur">4thewords</a> yet?</p> <p><a href="https://murverse.com/writing/chaos-terminal/">Don't forget <em>Chaos Terminal</em> comes out November 7!</a></p> <p>The daily podcast is usually for supporters only, but this year I’m putting it out for everyone! If you like it, consider supporting with a paid subscription to either <a href= "https://www.patreon.com/mightymur">Patreon</a> or <a href= "https://mightymur.substack.com/">Substack</a> to get the exclusive episodes after November!</p> <p><strong>Please remember that Evil Mur is evil and gives terrible advice. Evil Mur will not be responsible for failed manuscripts or devoured cats.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Do not listen to Evil Mur. Creative Commons BY-NC-SA, all other rights reserved by Mur Lafferty</s