Naked Guy Appreciation

<p>The <a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9626603/Come-pants-Streaker-turns-infield-Slip-N-Slide-Nats-rain-delay.html">Nats Park streaker</a>, bringing joy to millions, deserves a Skittles endorsement, but is banned from ballparks for life, while <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/05/26/mickey-callaway-banned-by-mlb/">Mickey Calloway</a> is out a year and a half for sexually harassing at least five women. Guess where we come down on this? <a href="https://www.ajc.com/news/breaking-braves-marcell-ozuna-arrested-by-sandy-springs-police/UNGRREUJENFB7G25UA6LAQHXMA/">Marcell Ozuna</a> goes from former NCiB boyfriend to the “Never gonna be a boyfriend” list quickly and definitively. We’d like <a href="https://blockclubchicago.org/2021/05/27/after-fan-backlash-white-sox-take-steps-to-correct-lorettas-lounge-name-change-flap-that-stunned-family-of-late-beer-vendor/">Loretta’s Lounge</a> back, please (<a href="https://www.change.org/p/chicago-white-sox-change-larussa-s-lounge-back-to-loretta-s-lounge?recruiter=1035754718&amp;utm_source=share_petition&amp;utm_medium=twitter&amp;utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&amp;utm_term=tap_basic_share&amp;recruited_by_id=8b4d8170-3d4d-11ea-b333-f57dcfdb3611ea-b333-f57dcfdb3611">you can help!</a>), but we’re happy to see the <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/05/26/new-era-local-market-mlb/?s=09#click=https://t.co/sbQaqtmZww">New Era</a> local clip-art caps go. That’s not what food looks like.</p><p>Pottymouth is in a boyfriend bind (<a href="https://985thesportshub.com/2021/05/28/red-sox-option-of-franchy-cordero-to-triple-aaa-recall-rp-colten-brewer/">Oh, Franchy)</a> and proposes an interesting rule bend to get out of it. Patti shares a <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cardinals-tommy-edman-swipes-10th-bag/">Tommy Edman</a> appreciation moment.  In classic boyfriend news, <a href="https://twitter.com/redsoxstats/status/1395217394067558403?s=20">Kiké likes to bang</a>, <a href="https://www.cincinnati