My Hometown Is Stupid!

If China were to subversively take over the US, they could start by infiltrating my hometown of Booneville, AR. You know those Chinese seeds that have been mailed to many folks in this country? The ones that the USDA says if you get a package in the mail, NOT TO PLANT? Well, some guy did in Booneville, AR. And he's have 'em growing in his garden for TWO MONTHS. And they've produced fruit! You have to hear what happened. And then there's the guy in England who has an interesting "conversation piece" on his forearm. Doctors are using his arm as fertile "soil" to regrow his MANHOOD. And now, COVID has taken the singing of "Sweet Caroline" away from us! What's next? Mac-&-Cheese as a BREAKFAST FOOD??? Well... yeah. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>