My Flurona, CNN's New Year's Drunken Eve, & The Pedicure From Hell

If you caught COVID over the New Year's holiday, count yourself lucky you didn't catch what one woman in Israel did. Andy Cohen caught plenty from his New Year's Drunken rant taking pot-shots at Ryan Seacrest & Journey. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a FL beautician who caught royal heck from a customer who had to have her leg AMPUTATED because of dirty tools used on a pedicure! Looks like 2022 is going to be a doozie for stupidity. Here's more proof:  Earth Is Spinning Faster Now Than It Did 50 Years Ago;  Woman Tests Positive for Covid Mid-Flight, & Quarantines in Bathroom;  Guy Falls Off His Bike While Carrying a Sword in His Backpack & Was Seriously Wounded;  Exploding meteor blamed for ground shaking, loud boom in Pittsburgh;  Guy Tries to Buy SUV by 'Rapping Good,' Then Stole a Frito-Lay Truck;  NASA hired 24 theologians to study human reaction to aliens;  Scientists confirm biggest bug ever—an ancient millipede “big as a car”;  Woman Convinced She’s ‘Cursed’ By ‘Little Trinket’ She Bought From Thrift Store;  Lawsuit Accuses Alleged New York City ‘Squatters’ of Rowdy Sex & Screaming Matches;  2 Women Got Locked Out of Their Car & Trashed a Store Out of Frustration;  A Long John Silver's Customer Got Violent Over Hush Puppies;  ‘Penis-like’ potato statue toppled 2 months after erection;  Listing for all-black ‘goth home’ in IL goes viral;  Ex-Versace model credits youthful looks to drinking his own urine;  ‘No Worries’ Makes Annual List of Stupid Phrases to Banish;  Why can’t we throw all our trash into a volcano and burn it up? And play along with "Pancho" for the year's first "Insane Game Show" & see how you do! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>