Musk & Zuck In A Cage Fight, Sous Vide Dinner In A Toilet, & A Professional Penile Profile

<p>Here&#39;s a UFC cage fight where everyone roots for BOTH fighter to LOSE: Elon Musk v. Mark Zuckerberg. And they&#39;re &quot;serious&quot;. Here&#39;s a dinner professionally prepared by a &quot;Bathroom Chef&quot;. And it actually looks tasty. Here&#39;s my Insane FL Nephew, &quot;Pancho Guero&quot;, who&#39;s found how you can get a professional assessment of a man&#39;s &quot;assets&quot;...if you&#39;re man enough to handle the brutally honest results... If you&#39;re prepared for some brutally honest stupidity, there&#39;s plenty that&#39;s being served up this week...</p> <ul> <li>New College Grads Need Training on How to &#39;Write an Email&#39; &amp; &#39;Make Appropriate Eye Contact&#39;/Other Courses New College Grads Should Take Before Entering the Workforce; </li> <li>FL Man Arrested With His Pants Down After Shoplifting Vibrator &amp; Condoms From Target; </li> <li>FL Imposes Quarantine Over Giant Snails. Again; </li> <li>LAPD Busts Drug Lab Disguised as Pizza Shop; </li> <li>Man Robs a Woman at Gunpoint–<em>Then Asked Her Out</em>; </li> <li>Men on TikTok Are Sleeping With Mouth Tape to Improve Their Jawlines; </li> <li>A Tourist Was Caught Carving His Girlfriend&#39;s Name into Rome&#39;s Colosseum; </li> <li>True Crime Fan? Now You Can Be a Detective Without Being a Cop First; </li> <li>Mormon Mom On &quot;OnlyFans&quot; Accidentally Airdrops Nudes to Other Parents at Football Game; </li> <li>Blind Guy Kicked Out of Gym After Woman Accuses Him of Staring at Her; </li> <li>CA Restaurant Used Fake Priest to Get Workers to Confess &#39;Sins&#39;; </li> <li>A Janitor Destroyed Decades of Research When He Unplugged a Freezer, Because Its Beeping Was Annoying; </li> <li>FL cops finally dismantle ‘boobytrapped meth island’ after squatters set up elaborate camp amid concerns 4-story treehouse &amp; trampoline were luring in CHILDREN; </li> <li>CA Man Walks Into The Cheesecake Factory With Gunshot Wound in Leg; </li> <li>Woman Gets Ruler Tattoo on Arm to Measure Partners&#39;