Mother Schmuckers Interview: Lenny and Harpo Guit

<p>I'll put my hand on the bible right now and tell you right now that <em>Mother Schmuckers</em> will be the weirdest movie you'll see all year.  Weirder than <a href= "https://www.alternateending.com/2020/06/the-holy-mountain-1973.html"> <em>The Holy Mountain</em></a>. Well, maybe equally weird but in such different ways.  There's fecal consumption and bestiality and plenty of unshaven-body nudity.  What am I even saying, it's exactly <em>The Holy Mountain</em>.</p> <h2>I'm going to plagiarize the Sundance's synopsis of <em>Mother Schmuckers</em>because frankly, I have no idea what I saw</h2> <p>Two low-down, rotten brothers named Issachar and Zabulon are starving and can’t seem to scrounge up a meal anywhere. Things only get worse when they lose the beloved dog belonging to their mom, Cashmere, who kicks them out of the family apartment until they return her nippy little January Jack. Things are going to get uncomfortably bizarre with these two dopes on the run in the ruthless urban jungle of Brussels.</p> <p><a href="https://www.alternateending.com/?attachment_id=51096" rel="attachment wp-att-51096"><img class= "aligncenter wp-image-51096" src= "https://www.alternateending.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/thumbnail_FDP_STILLS_6-1024x576.jpg" alt="mother schmuckers " width="500" height="281" /></a></p> <p>Filthy and yet oh-so-charming, the Belgian filmmaking duo of Harpo and Lenny Guit (who will likely never be confused with the other Belgian directing duo, the Dardenne brothers) are quite the Midnight discovery. Their madcap adventure goes gross <em>Three Stooges</em>. It’s sparkling with energy, lo-fi visual trickery, and the ingenuity to make every creative decision equal parts surprising and ridiculous. <em>Mother Schmuckers</em> is sure to offend some—hell, that’s the point—but it is destined to find cult comedy status.</p> <p>Contains graphic depictions of animal abuse, sexual violence, and other subject matter that could be offensive to some viewers. Not suitable for audiences under 18.</p> <h2>Not suitab