Monkeys and Wyverns and Dinos. Oh, My.

<p>10,000 employees of Major League Baseball, from players and front office staff to ushers and your friends that sell you your ballpark beer, have volunteered to participate in a <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/04/14/mlb-players-employees-participate-largest-coronavirus-antibody-study-us/#comments-wrapper">Coronavirus Antibodies stud</a>y that may help shape public policy. The study is not designed to bring baseball back any faster, but it will paint a picture of the spread of the virus across locations, economic status, race, and medical histories. <a href="https://www.sbnation.com/2020/4/15/21222059/dr-anthony-fauci-sports-returning-nfl-ncaa-mlb">Anthony Fauci,</a> America’s favorite doctor, came out as pro-BioBubble in an interview last week.  But it was on SnapChat so we’re not sure we believe it. The truncated MLB draft, and the shortened (or nonexistent) season, has a ripple effect on <a href="https://www.si.com/college/2020/04/02/college-baseball-mlb-draft">opportunities for college players</a> and young prospects.  <a href="https://theathletic.com/1749463/2020/04/17/gammons-baseball-is-facing-a-three-year-normalizing-process/">It’s a mess</a>.</p><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.sbnation.com/2012/4/19/2960797/bartolo-colon-38-straight-strikes-record">Bartolo Colon</a> had an anniversary, and we’ll take any opportunity to talk about Big Sexy. <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/04/16/pete-alonso-crashes-high-school-math-class-zoom-mets"> Pete Alonso</a> made an appearance in a Jericho, NY HS geometry class (Zoom, of course), and we’ll take every opportunity to talk about him too.</p><p><br></p><p>There are two kinds of baseball fans in the world. The kind that love everything about <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/fernando-tatis-jr-big-night-mlb-the-show-players-league">watching MLB players</a> compete against each other in <a href="https://www.mlb.com/playersleague">MLB The Show</a>, and Patti. More fake baseball starts this week as The Draft Kings and Out of the Park Spo