Misnomers and False Advertising

<p>A peanut isn't a nut, a king crab isn't a crab, a koala isn't a bear, and the funny bone isn't a bone. Listen to this week's episode to find out all of the ways in which your entire life is a lie. </p> <p>In this episode:</p> <ul><li>Funny Bone</li> <li>King Crab and Horseshoe Crab</li> <li>Jellyfish and Starfish</li> <li>Koala Bears</li> <li>Dry Cleaning</li> <li>Coconut and Peanut</li> <li>Horned Toad</li> <li>Head Cheese</li> <li>Guinea Pig</li> <li>Pencil Lead</li> <li>Tinfoil</li> <li>Glow Worms and Fireflies</li> <li>Holland</li> <li>The 100 Years War</li> </ul> <p>~</p> <p>Join the Midnight Masses! </p> <p>Become an Insomniac by dropping a review, adding us on social media, and contacting us with episode ideas. </p> <p>And we now have Midnight Merch! Show your Insomniac pride and pick up a tee shirt or coffee mug to spread the word! </p> <p><a href='https://teespring.com/stores/midnight-merch-6'>https://midnightbonus.weebly.com/midnight-merch.html</a></p> <p> ~</p> <p>CONTACT:</p> <p>Leave an audio message:</p> <p><a href='https://www.podpage.com/midnight-facts-for-insomniacs/voicemail/popup/?from=https://www.podpage.com/midnight-facts-for-insomniacs/'>https://www.podpage.com/midnight-facts-for-insomniacs/voicemail/popup/?from=https://www.podpage.com/midnight-facts-for-insomniacs/</a></p> <p>~</p> <p>Leave a voicemail or shoot us a text with comments, suggestions, or feedback:</p> <p>+1 (408) 596-4603 ~</p> <p>Email:</p> <p><a href='mailto:midnightfactsforinsomniacs@gmail.com'>mailto:midnightfactsforinsomniacs@gmail.com</a></p> <p>~ </p> <p>Instagram:</p> <p><a href='https://www.instagram.com/midnightfactsforinsomniacs/'>https://www.instagram.com/midnightfactsforinsomniacs/</a></p> <p>~</p> <p>Discord:</p> <p>https://discord.gg/4KUWbgj4PN</p> <p>~</p> <p>Shane's Comedy Schedule and Info:</p> <p><a href='http://www.shanerogers.net/'>www.shanerogers.net</a></p> <p> ~</p> <p>Website: </p> <p><a href='http://www.midnightfactsforinsomniacs.com'>www.midnightfactsforins