Minute 49 - The 10 Millionth Time

<p>Hello and Welcome Back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 49! On this week's minute we evaluate the timeframe it would take a man to be kissed millions of times, we discuss the implications and potential improvements on workplace affection while running the gamut in discussing everything from cheesesteaks to celestial objects to crows nests.&nbsp;</p> <p>As usual, we discuss who won the scene, determine gags per minute and decide whether the minute was funny or not. Thank you for joining us here in this minute and for the ten millionth time, please join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 50!</p> <p>Opening music is <a href="https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4457-take-a-chance" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod</a> (modified) and licensed under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CC BY 4.0</a>.</p> <p>Closing music is <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Freak_Fandango_Orchestra/Tales_Of_A_Dead_Fish/No_means_no" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra</a> (modified) and licensed under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CC BY-SA 3.0</a>.</p> <p>To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links &nbsp;below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)</p> <p>To Order</p> <p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FRXRRTZ/ref=as_sl_pc_qf_sp_asin_til?tag=cabinboyminut-20&amp;linkCode=w00&amp;linkId=ed3d25d357f54a4f273c7ec7f11cd0c2&amp;creativeASIN=B07FRXRRTZ" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cabin Boy: &nbsp;Kino Lorber Special Edition Blu Ray DVD&nbsp;</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000068MBS/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=cabinboyminut-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B000068MBS&amp;linkId=f59afbd6035e2d9d8064132f67c8a835" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" tar