"Minnie Mouse in a veil is here"

PTE and Ashley are back! The Scoop (4:58) features Russia's McDonald's replacement, incidents involving hot dog filler and a vat of chocolate in Pennsylvania, a warning to Starbucks-loving significant lovers everywhere, Jack and Coke in a can...in Mexico, and a Disney-themed wedding controversy. Last, PTE eats fast food and promotes his Substack "I Drink and I Know Nothing" while Ashley eats cornbread and cracklin' stuffed chicken before seeking out Mediterranean diet recipes at the advice of her doctor in their food high and low moments of the week (35:18).