March is Mad and Rocking

<p>NCiB boyfriends of the past are making splashy news in <a href="https://theathletic.com/3183476/2022/03/17/quick-analysis-of-every-single-deal-in-the-first-five-days-of-baseballs-post-lockout-madness/">trades and free agency</a>.  We dwell on Freddie and the Welcome Matts, <a href="https://twitter.com/nightengalejr/status/1503496871917940738?s=20&amp;t=JOocmVgpnE5_MDjIJkTsoA">Eugenio</a>’s qHar, and Miami’s <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/33550345/miami-marlins-get-jorge-soler-three-year-36-million-deal">Soler</a> power, among other big bats and homecomings. We profile our fantasy pitching squads – Pottymouth goes west coast with <a href="https://www.mlb.com/cut4/john-brebbia-s-facial-hair-has-changed-through-the-japan-all-star-series-c300681">Giants</a> pitching, and Patti is still grooving on <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tyler-matzek-lhp-atlanta-braves/id1448122136?i=1000548266946">Hammers</a> pitching since the World Series. COVID protocols are back in conversation, along with juggling <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/33538168/new-york-city-says-vaccine-mandate-place-indefinitely-yankees-remain-confident">NYC vaccine mandates</a> and Canada’s public health protections. How ‘bout those <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2022/03/15/red-sox-covid-vaccine-push">Red Sox</a> getting stragglers vaxxed? </p><p><br></p><p>Our Police Blotter is on repeat with extensions of <a href="https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1504919205098897408?s=20&amp;t=JOocmVgpnE5_MDjIJkTsoA">Trevor Bauer</a>’s admin leave, but also drags Ohio Girl Patti’s Cleveland Browns down to the gutter. Also a crime? The spring training caps frying the scalps of the faint of hair. Big news in the world of <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/33514575/judge-rules-major-league-baseball-violated-wage-law-minor-leaguers">Minor League Baseball</a> as a federal judge rules that minor league players are full time employees, not seasonal, so minimum wage and other labor standards apply! Stay tuned!