“Man, Baseball is FUN”

<p><a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/10/14/rays-alcs-astros-brett-phillips">Brett Phillips</a> of dance off, mom jokes, clipboard, and oh yeah, a walk off hit in World Series Game 4 fame, is <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/column-unrelenting-belief-helped-brett-130045356.html">the hero we need</a> right now. <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30193479/rays-randy-arozarena-sets-record-most-hits-single-postseason">Randy Arozarena</a> broke multiple post-season records this week, but the thing we will remember is the grin on his face while slapping home plate after the tuck and roll. Austin Barnes’ crazy stat of a homerun and safety squeeze on one WS game encourages Patti to talk bunt and define safety vs suicide squeezes. Kershaw’s stellar performance in G5 will be most memorable for <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/world-series-rays-manuel-margot-thrown-out-trying-to-steal-home-vs-dodgers-clayton-kershaw-in-game-5/">catching Margot</a> trying to steal home -- encouraging Patti to define balk, and explain just how much went into that play.</p><p><br></p><p>If you squint, the entire Dodgers squad is made up of Pottymouth boyfriends past and present. Kiké, Pookie, Justin and Max are all making their mark.  Joctober is picking up a little momentum so Patti’s BF is checking in as well.  Patti’s Rays BF <a href="https://theathletic.com/2154032/2020/10/22/rosenthal-brandon-lowe-ryas-world-series-game-2-kevin-cash/">Brandon Lowe</a> drops an f-bomb, attracting attention from Pottymouth, and gets his mojo back. <a href="https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2836156-dodgers-pitcher-julio-urias-reportedly-arrested-for-domestic-violence">Julio Urias</a> is never going to be a boyfriend. <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/even-the-pandemic-couldnt-break-this-megafans-streak-of-15-straight-world-series-011708031.htm">Pete Seat</a> received an excused absence from the Commissioner for breaking his World Series attendance streak, and then got to go to his 15th in a row anyway.</p><p><br></p><p>Pott