Make Atlanta Hammers Happen

<p>Now is the time, Atlanta. Honor Hank Aaron and <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/aarons-death-prompts-call-change-name-braves-hammers-193022264--mlb.html">eliminate your problematic baseball team</a> name in one fell swoop. <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2021/01/22/hank-aaron-atlanta-braves-baseball-hall-of-fame">Hammerin’ Hank deserves it</a>.  Kiké Hernandez and George Springer highlight the hot stove this week. The Mets fire <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2021/01/19/jared-porter-mlb-investigation-suspension-mets">Jared Porter</a> for his abusive treatment of a female sports journalist (dick pics and out of control unsolicited texting). Good on ya, Steve Cohen, but next time <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/mets-did-not-consult-women-in-hiring-jared-porter-will-not-immediately-replace-fired-gm-221647695.html">include some women</a> in your vetting and you can avoid the bad hire to begin with. <a href="http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=30742565">Jessica Mendoza</a> gives excellent context. We crosstrain with professional hockey in which the women act to<a href="https://www.nwhl.zone/news/nwhl-players-to-wear-end-racism-patches-in-2021"> end racism</a> and the men just can’t follow health protocols.</p><p><br></p><p>We tiptoe back to the Astros in our boyfriend segment where Pottymouth selects Winter Ball favorite <a href="https://elfildeo.com/lidom/jose-siri-lidom-robo-home-liga-dominicana/151374/2020/">Jose Siri</a> and Patti hopes for a comeback for 2019 Rookie of the Year <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/berniepleskoff/2020/04/07/yordan-alvarez-is-making-the-los-angeles-dodgers-regret-they-traded-him-to-the-houston-astros/?sh=1edafb3b2263">Yordan Alvarez</a>. Over in Milwaukee (dammit, Packers) Pottymouth chooses <a href="https://reviewingthebrew.com/2020/12/15/brewers-luis-urias-third-baseman-future/">Luis Urías</a> as her Brewers boyfriend, watching for the moment when his hamate-surgery induced superpowers kick in.  Patti hopes for a comeback for 2018 MVP and her current once and foreve