Let's Drink Tea and Slow Jam to Valentine's Day

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Sup, my beautiful bovines? DJ Luminous Buckshot Love is here to break down some sweet, sweet listener submissions in this episode. The timestamps below will guide you through this podra sutra. From catfishing to forbidden love, you’ll be so enrapt that you’ll forget you need to finish binging Bridgerton.*</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">*I’ve made this sound very raunchy but in reality, this is an incredibly goofy episode.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Moo-ch love,</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">DJ Luminous Buckshot Love</span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><strong>TIMESTAMPS</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">00:00 Welcome to Slow Jams night. I’m your host, DJ Luminous Buckshot Love, the winner of the DJ name poll. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">01:30 Listener EARRLLL Grey wants to talk about CATFISHING.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;"> 07:03 ClaudeHasClaws asks, “What is your ideal Valentine’s Day gift?”</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">08:40 UnbotheredQueen has never had a Valentine and she, along with us, don’t give a f*ck about societal standards. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">09:55 Overall, the Heifers have *feelings* about Valentine’s Day.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">11:30 Poll Dancing time!</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">19:32 InJailSendBail asks how to find love during this quarantine time...and I guess in prison, as well?</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">21:24 NoNudesNoNoodles shares a horror story from her Galentine’s party.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;"> 25:20 Creative Writing Professor crush theory.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">26:30 DJ Luminous Buckshot Love’s Love Resume.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">28:15 DJ Luminous Buckshot Love signs-off.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">28:40 I sign-off and hint that next week’s episode will be a d