Kortal Mombat... You Know What, I Don't Have to Explain Anything to you. Whatever's Going on Here Isn't Really Part of Your Concern, So Take a Hike, Buster Brown! Life's Been So Hard Lately.

<p>Growing up, I couldn't have sex so I had to play Magic the Gathering instead. I would look hopefully towards the Trojans, but turn in shame to the booster packs. That's when Mortal Kombat saved me from myself. A devious and sinful life full of carnage and women. I remain chaste through the divine guidance of Magic the Gathering, praise be the firstborn. I was running with Planeswalkers while you trounced around with streetwalkers. Step your life up.</p> <p>Anyways, the Mortal Kombat movie was weird. That isn't how we feel about it, like not a bad or good, but we need to acknowledge that this movie was like, weird. I want that shirt though. A v-neck full sleeve is the dumbest thing ever. It doesn't make sense. It also looks weird. See, I told you this movie was weird.</p> <p>Hit us up on Twitter @PodHigher, tell us what you think about specifically that one scene from the movie.&nbsp;</p> <p>See y'all next time!</p> <p><br></p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>