Kinky Pittsburgh, Horny Build-A-Bears, & A Naked Man Hiding His Junk In A Trunk

Pittsburgh has some of unique bragging rights like having the most annoying dialect, but being the kinkiest city in America for "experimentation" was not what I was expecting. If you think a romantic Valentine's Day gift would be to take your sweetheart to a Build-A-Bear store, you may add some octane to your romance if you get a Build-A-Bear "After Dark". How would you react if you realized you'd been driving around town for THREE DAYS, doing normal things like running errands & going to work, only to discover you've been riding around with a NAKED MAN in your trunk? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell you about one British Columbia woman who did. There's a boatload of stupidity waiting to be bailed out in this week's excursion, like these:  A Couple Stayed in an Airbnb, & Took Someone's Cat Home with Them;  Homeowner tries melting snow with garden-torch, sets house on fire;  Lady Gets Rejected for Job Because Her Voicemail Greeting Was Too Jokey;  A Couple Bought a Used Couch & Found Thousands of Fingernails in It;  Homeowner tries melting snow with garden-torch, sets house on fire;  A NJ Town Canceled Its Groundhog Day Event After Its Groundhog Died;  A Wrong-Way Driver Says Dale Earnhardt Sr.'s Ghost Told Him to Do It;  A Woman Who "Loves a Man in Uniform" Was Arrested for Slapping a Sexy Cop's Backside;  Punxsutawney Phil Saw His Shadow...& 58% of Americans Trust Him;  FL man shoots up his own car in road rage incident;  Couple Gives Their Toddler an Apple Watch–He Promptly Called 911;  Neighbor Demands Couple With Loud Bedroom Habits ‘See A Therapist’;  Guy Attacks G/F Because She Didn't Find Cristiano Ronaldo Attractive;  The Body Parts We Don't Clean Enough Include Our Armpits & Butt;  Cannabis may impair driving ability for up to 4 hours, study finds;  Introducing the "Kosk": A Foldable Mask That Only Covers Your Nose When You're Eating.  And we have questions from folks on problematic issues that they want to "ASK PANCHO" about: "My Grandma Thinks An Entertainer Is