Kagro in the Morning - October 18, 2023

<p><a title="" href= "https://punchbowl.news/archive/101823-punchbowl-news-am/" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">Isn’t it time</a> for <a title="" href= "https://www.yahoo.com/news/5-things-know-jim-jordan-001545268.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Jim Jordan</a> to just <a title="" href= "https://www.yahoo.com/news/gops-jim-jordan-try-again-040643142.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">throw in the towel</a> and <a title= "" href= "https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ex-ohio-state-wrestler-eviscerates-gop-lawmaker-s-fighter-praise-for-jim-jordan/ar-AA1ireOc" target="_blank" rel="noopener">hit the showers</a>?</p> <p>Well... not in so many words. But that’s <a title="" href= "https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/10/18/2200069/-Kagro-in-the-Morning-is-LIVE-at-9-AM-ET" target="_blank" rel="noopener">why we have</a> <strong>David Waldman</strong> and <strong>Greg Dworkin</strong>. David and Greg do have so many words, which they have deftly laid end to end to create today’s <em>KITM</em>.</p> <p><a title="" href= "https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1714450415557751259" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">Sean Hannity insists</a> that <a title="" href= "https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-unsung-hero-behind-donald-trump-s-crushing-fraud-case-alexandria-ocasio-cortez/ar-AA1hCqm5" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez</a><strong> </strong>somehow<strong> </strong>had <a title="" href="https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/aoc-fartgate" target="_blank" rel="noopener">the power to frighten</a><a title="" href="https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/aoc-fartgate" target="_blank" rel="noopener"> Republicans away</a> from <a title="" href= "https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1714687085850857849" target="_blank" rel="noopener">voting for Jim Jordan</a> as House Speaker, but maybe the real reason is that moderate Republicans <a title="" href= "https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2023/10/18/revenge-of-the-squishes-00122168" target="_blank" rel="noopener">can only squish so far</a> before <a title=