Kagro in the Morning - May 16, 2023

<p>Like a bad—<a title="" href= "https://www.politico.com/news/2023/05/15/rudy-giuliani-sexual-assault-harassment-lawsuit-00097014" target="_blank" rel="noopener">nay, loathsome</a>—penny, Rudy Colludy returns. This time, it’s noun, verb, <a title="" href= "https://www.rawstory.com/rudy-giuliani-lawsuit-2660270586/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">sexual assault</a>.</p> <p>Calling all Privateers of the Caribbean!™ Clarence Thomas’ billionaire pal Harlan Crow has <a title="" href= "https://theintercept.com/2023/04/25/clarence-thomas-harlan-crow-citizenship-st-kitts/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">bought himself</a> an offshore dual citizenship.</p> <p>The House of Representatives has been… less than representative for quite some time, now. From time to time, there have been proposals to expand it, and thereby hopefully bring the Representatives a bit closer to their constituencies. But… <a title="" href= "http://%20https//www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/interactive/2023/capitol-house-representatives-expansion-design/?itid=gfta&pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWJpZCI6IjUyMTc0OTkxIiwicmVhc29uIjoiZ2lmdCIsIm5iZiI6MTY4MzAwMDAwMCwiaXNzIjoic3Vic2NyaXB0aW9ucyIsImV4cCI6MTY4NDI5NTk5OSwiaWF0IjoxNjgzMDAwMDAwLCJqdGkiOiI4YzA3YzY0OC0yNjhjLTQwNTAtYjViOS1kYmY1Y2I1MjEwNWMiLCJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy53YXNoaW5ndG9ucG9zdC5jb20vb3BpbmlvbnMvaW50ZXJhY3RpdmUvMjAyMy9jYXBpdG9sLWhvdXNlLXJlcHJlc2VudGF0aXZlcy1leHBhbnNpb24tZGVzaWduLyJ9.LqW_DlGBhLWKy3XhL145tEZ0tSk-NHrvntu0_KN0yjM" target="_blank" rel="noopener">where would they put them all</a>? Well, they could make a little more room by <a title="" href= "https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/paul-gosar-nick-fuentes-staffer-wade-searle" target="_blank" rel="noopener">getting rid of Paul Gosar</a>, seeing as he’s been <a title="" href= "https://newrepublic.com/post/172720/paul-gosar-staffer-wade-searle-neo-nazi" target="_blank" rel="noopener">employing Nazis</a> and all.</p> <p><strong>Joan McCarter</strong> came by to <a href= "http://%20https//www.dailykos.com/stories/2