Kagro in the Morning - May 12, 2021

<div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><a title="" href= "http://kagrox.libsyn.com/" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">LibSyn</a><span style= "text-align: center;">|</span><a href= "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCknlsM6zUMIdxtz1qEAbhuA" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">YouTube</a></strong></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style= "text-align: center;">Support the show: </span><a title="" href="https://www.patreon.com/kagrox?ty=h" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">Patreon</a><span style= "text-align: center;">|</span>PayPal:<span style= "text-align: center;"> <a href= "https://www.paypal.com/paypalme2/KagrointheMorning" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">1x</a> or </span><a title="" href="http://kagrointhemorning.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">monthly</a><span style= "text-align: center;">|</span><a href="https://cash.me/%24kagro" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Square Cash</a></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <p>If you’re like me, you’ve been perfecting your lip-syncing to <strong>David Waldman</strong>’s two commercials that have played continuously for years and years of our <em>KITM</em> podcasts. Well, time is running out, as <em>KITM</em> is finally changing things up with the introduction of GUEST SPOKESPEOPLE — like you! To show you how its done, long-time listener/supporter <a title="" href= "https://twitter.com/trebligoniqua" target="_blank" rel= "noopener"><strong>Gil Aquino</strong></a> wrote and performed <a title="" href= "https://twitter.com/trebligoniqua/status/1392219327416446980" target="_blank" rel="noopener">his very own minute commercial</a>, David spiffed it up and it was just that easy. Try it!</p> <p><strong>Greg Dworkin</strong> could produce his own plug for the show, but he’s been busy rehearsing <a title="" href= "https://twitter.com/twistercat/status/785889545157959680" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">that ventriloquism act</a> with Abby, and hauling in <a