Kagro in the Morning - March 28, 2023

<p>Yes, we are <a href= "https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/school-shooting-tennessee-leaves-multiple-injured-shooter-dead-officia-rcna76841" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-cke-saved-href= "https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/school-shooting-tennessee-leaves-multiple-injured-shooter-dead-officia-rcna76841"> once again</a> Under the Cloud of a Mass Shooting.™</p> <p>Since the setting was, once again, a school, <a href= "https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1640420214884974594" target= "_blank" rel="noopener" data-cke-saved-href= "https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1640420214884974594">trotting out</a> the <a href= "https://www.texastribune.org/2018/05/19/lt-gov-dan-patrick-said-fewer-doors-could-mean-fewer-school-shootings-/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-cke-saved-href= "https://www.texastribune.org/2018/05/19/lt-gov-dan-patrick-said-fewer-doors-could-mean-fewer-school-shootings-/"> old</a> “too many doors” talking point was required by law. But how could this have happened, <a href= "https://mastodon.world/@Litzz11/110096559523943792" target= "_blank" rel="noopener" data-cke-saved-href= "https://mastodon.world/@Litzz11/110096559523943792">in the land</a> of more guns = more safety?</p> <p>In other news — if news it be — the FBI once thought they had the goods, or that there were goods to be had, <a href= "https://www.rawstory.com/ivana-trump-fbi-files/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-cke-saved-href= "https://www.rawstory.com/ivana-trump-fbi-files/">on Ivana “Not Ivanka” Trump</a>.</p> <p>Nobody really understands what’s going on in Israel. But one thing we do know is that if they had <a title="" href= "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzAFqrxfeY" target="_blank" rel= "noopener" data-cke-saved-href= "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzAFqrxfeY" data-original-title= "">Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers</a>, they would <a href= "https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2023-03-27/ty-article/.premium/likud-sources-netanyahu-to-freeze-judicial-overhaul-after-boisterious-night-of-protests/00000187-2198-d4ca-afff-31987ff4