Kagro in the Morning - April 1, 2021

<p class="AlignCenter"><a href= "https://play.radiopublic.com/daily-kos-radio-kagro-in-the-morning-8QNrQp" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Radio Public</a>|<a href= "http://kagrox.libsyn.com/" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">LibSyn</a>|<a href= "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCknlsM6zUMIdxtz1qEAbhuA" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">YouTube</a>|<a href= "https://www.patreon.com/kagrox?ty=h" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">Patreon</a>|<a href="https://cash.me/%24kagro" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">Square Cash</a> (<a href= "https://cash.me/app/FLVKHBX" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Share code</a>: Send $5, get $5!</p> <p>April Fools! It is only day one of April, but there are plenty of fools to call out. <strong>David Waldman</strong> and <strong>Greg Dworkin</strong> only have a couple of hours today, but a whole month to go:</p> <p>Let’s start with <a href= "https://www.mysanantonio.com/lifestyle/article/Ted-Cruz-NSFW-sticker-San-Antonio-16063743.php" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Ted Cruz</a> of the panhandle, <a href="https://youtu.be/uJcchib4hCw" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">Matt Gaetz</a>. Gaetz’ <a href= "https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=88104308" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Mann act</a> adds <a href= "https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/4/1/2023903/-The-Matt-Gaetz-scandal-could-not-get-more-ridiculous-but-it-sure-keeps-trying" target="_blank" rel="noopener">a few new players,</a> including <a href= "https://www.yahoo.com/news/matt-gaetz-case-gets-more-134707693.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">a former Department of Justice official, a presumed dead Iranian hostage, Andrew McCabe, William Barr</a>… it’s enough to make your <a href= "https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/31/media/tucker-carlson-matt-gaetz-reaction/index.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Tucker pucker</a>. Why is <a href= "https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1377023092908814336" target="_blank" rel="noopener">this man</a> smiling?</p> <p>Everyone in the world just had their <a href= "https://www.dailykos.c