Jose Canseco is our Muse

<p>You should watch the finals of the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvh7epD-mqT9qCIV7CNqhog">First Annual Bump Bailey Wax Pack Hero Tournament of Awesome</a>. No reason, other than Patti, Pottymouth, Jose Canseco, and a Golden Pickle.</p><p><br></p><p>67 pages of <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/29186093/the-immensity-mlb-plan-return-daunting-health-safety-protocol">MLB’s proposed health protocols</a> later, we are sure that spitting and showers are discouraged, but still don’t know what will happen if multiple players test positive for COVID-19.  We think it is good news <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/05/14/coronavirus-test-baseball">that the testing plan</a> is designed to result in a surplus of tests to be provided to health care workers in MLB cities, and processed for free. We appreciate the consistency of owners trying to spin players into bad guys, and <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/05/16/alex-rodriguez-mlb-players-owners-revenue-sharing">A-Rod remaining an asshole</a>.  This may be the part of the discussion where we determined Pottymouth’s facemask should ideally contain a vulgarity filter.</p><p><br></p><p>Over in <a href="http://eng.koreabaseball.com/Standings/TeamStandings.aspx">the KBO</a>, Pottymouth’s favorite Dinos rock a commanding first place record, and a mascot named <a href="https://www.golfdigest.com/story/the-internet-has-fallen-head-over-heels-for-swole-daddy-the-kbo-mascot-the-western-hemisphere-deserves">Swole Daddy</a>. Patti’s Monkeys lead the CPBL, where games are played in front of 2000 fans. We learned that the CPBL sets aside a week for make up games, which sounded like a great idea until we realized rain-outs would get made up during the monsoon season break. Sadly, the <a href="https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2020/05/2021-world-baseball-classic-reportedly-canceled.html">World Baseball Classic</a> has been cancelled, because the qualifying rounds won’t be played in time.</p><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/whi