Jimmy Fallon Launders Some Money

<p>It's Monday morning, and Alex has a lot of life updates to explain why he's been away from the podcast for the past week. &nbsp;After that he talks about the recent raid on an ISIS leader that the Biden Administration just carried out, and has some things to say about imperialism. &nbsp;There's also an update on how to get free N95 respirators from the government, and why the US government finally decided to give out the masks they've been hoarding. &nbsp;</p> <p>Bitcoin's value was chopped in half recently, and Alex makes fun of all of the crypto endeavors and explains why the US dollar will always be better than any cryptocurrency. &nbsp;He also complains about the downsides of the metaverse and why it may not work in its current form. &nbsp;</p> <p>Afterwards, Alex learns that Google is releasing gaming Chromebooks, leading to an angry rant about Google Stadia and why it's so horrible compared to just buying a console or a computer. &nbsp;</p> <p>In the collectibles world, Alex learns about Ebay's new authentication methods for trading cards to combat scams. &nbsp;And speaking of collectible scams, Alex's favorite person (not), Jimmy Fallon, was on his own show flaunting his million-dollar money laundering JPEG and Alex has a lot to say about it. &nbsp;</p> <p>After roasting Jimmy Fallon, there's a roast of Ted Cruz, a Karen freakout reaction, and a relationship advice segment. &nbsp;</p> --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspodcast/message