Jill-ted Ben

<p>He was going out with a girl</p><p>Her name is Bethany</p><p>But now his Nan is done with him</p><p>Cuz he had sex with Chelsea</p><br><p>This is what she said:</p><br><p>Listen Ben I love you</p><p>But you've brought shame on you and me</p><p>Mia and Brad trashed the hunt ball</p><p>And Paul totes fancies Ruairi.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Ok, enough singing....</p><br><p>Jill drizzles misery all over a flapping Ben.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Hunt Ball, as in Jeremy Hunt.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Get your tux, you've Pauled. Ruairi gets a bonus then a bo....STOPITTT!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185</a></p><br><p>Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and god knows what else in the future. It really REALLY helps us out.</p><p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/thecidershed" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/thecidershed</a></p><br><p>Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: <a href="https://fantasy.premierleague.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://fantasy.premierleague.com/</a></p><p>Password: jxyeis</p><br><p>Email us at: <a href="mailto:hello@thecidershed.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@thecidershed.com</a></p><br><p>Message us on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod</a></p><br><p>Join the Facebook Group: <a href="https://open.acast.com/shows/60662d7d5b1ee164aa3e63dc/episodes/www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share</a></p><b