"Jesus was a potato"

Daylight saving time has us fucked up. The Scoop (5:00) features a seasonal snacking study and a caffeinated way to combat seasonal affective disorder, what's on the menu for Thanksgiving Day, how to elevate your gravy game, a new food emoji for 2022, and world record produce. Last, Ashley's bar food order gets lost, but she follows it up by enjoying a famous New Orleans cheeseburger with her parents while PTE has his first Omakase-style Japanese meal before proceeding to drink entirely too much for his birthday in their best and worst food moments of the week (33:26).