Jesus Christ Lizard in FL, A Carjacking Grandma Fail, & Tongue Painting

<p>S4E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -&nbsp;</p> <p>Florida now has yet another reptile to be wary of &amp; it walks on water. A 15-y/o got a free ride in an ambulance when he tried unsuccessfully to carjack "Grandma". If you have the world's longest tongue, what do you do with it? Maybe make $1,400 from a tongue paining? This episode will have plenty of tongues wagging from talking about all the stupidity...</p> <ul> <li>Two People Ended Up in the Hospital After Crashing a General Lee from "The Dukes of Hazzard";&nbsp;</li> <li>Drunk Driver Falls Asleep While Ordering Curly Fries at Arby's Drive Thru;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Guy Threatened to Blow Up the “Hollywood” Sign, but Called Cops i Hollywood, FLORIDA;&nbsp;</li> <li>FL Parents Add Lifts to Kid’s Shoes, so He'd Be Tall Enough for More Rides at Disney;&nbsp;</li> <li>70% of People Would Rather Be Buried in an Amazon Box Than an Expensive Casket;&nbsp;</li> <li>Man Dressed as Giant Penis Arrested for Harassing Women;&nbsp;</li> <li>Move Over, Cocaine Bear...Here comes Meth Gator!</li> </ul> <p>Don't forget to download the <strong>TELEGRAM MESSENGER</strong> &amp; join the <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane">"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel</a> to read the actual stories used for the podcast &amp; check out the photos &amp; videos with them! It's FREE &amp; available for Windows, Linux, Android, &amp; Apple for both mobile &amp; desktop!</p> <p>If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/1ts1rxS6ek23HB5pw6kn3b?si=a398a904bf3049a7"><em>The Button Pusher</em></a>" Podcast on <strong>Spotify</strong>!</p> --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>