It was dead when I found it, I swear!

<p>Pets can be a total upgrade to your life. </p><p>Right up until they die.</p><p>Because unless you love parrots or tortoises, you will always outlive your pets. </p><p>And sometimes, you are a &quot;Person of interest&quot; in the death of that pet.</p><p>What a vague and sinister phrase, and subject. </p><p>Listen to this one with strong coffee, french roast. </p><p><br/></p> <a target='_blank' href='https://tinyurl.com/pxd69mak'>Get the Caffeinated humor books!</a> <br>The books that made the podcast! <br><br>Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.<br><br><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buymeacoffee.com/venozofe">Support the show</a>