I’ll get the Woo, You get the Hoo

<p>Patti is back from the plague, in time for the boyfriend home run barrage. Former bfs light up <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/recap/_/gameId/401355093">Gerrit Cole</a> for home runs in the first three batters of a game. Three bfs currently on the Nationals homer back to back to back. Pottymouth wants bonus qHAR points for clutch pitching from Camilo Doval. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/adley-rutschman-has-career-high-three-hits-for-orioles">Adley’s bat</a> wakes up, Jake’s stays woke, and <a href="https://nypost.com/2022/06/09/red-hot-marlins-keeping-jazz-chisholm-in-check/">Jazz</a> introduces the “I don’t care” tool to the collection. The Corrections department <a href="https://www.metroweekly.com/2022/06/five-tampa-bay-rays-players-refuse-to-wear-rainbow-gear-for-teams-pride-night/">revisits the Rays </a>and the Pride upheaval, and corrects Florida <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/06/03/desantis-rays-practice-facility/">Governor DeSantis</a> as everything he knows is wrong. </p><p><br></p><p>Will <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34076451/fire-tony-chants-chicago-white-sox-blow-lead-loss-texas-rangers">LaRussa</a> firmly taking responsibility for his decisions prevent him from following in the footsteps of Joe Maddon and Joe Girardi? The Angels bring out the disco for <a href="https://theathletic.com/news/angels-jared-walsh-hits-for-cycle/T6QGeBpiSD7B/">Jared Walsh’s cycle</a>, and we debate whether their City Connect unis are pretty good or just fine. We are horrified by the number of <a href="https://www.transathlete.com/take-action">transphobic bills</a> harming student athletes and encourage you to act locally. The <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34071306/orioles-ceo-john-angelos-wrested-control-team-expense-brother-suit-claims">Angelos family</a>, owners of the Orioles, bring the drama. Sons of Hall of Famers and All Stars stack the <a href="https://www.bostonglobe.com/2022/06/11/sports/why-are-five-sons-former-major-league-stars-playing-brockt