I Had Another Baby

<p>"Unpredictability, too, can become monotonous." -Eric Hoffer</p> <p>It's bizarre that we call anything "playing god" when most of us have children.</p> <p>Being hilarious in delivery is not always a great move.</p> <p>I don't like the imperiousness of hospital staff.  Not all, not even most.  But some of these nurses say, "We like to keep your baby for three days after birth."  I bet you do.  Everyone with customers likes when their customers buy more of their product or service.  Nevertheless, my policy is I have to be convinced to spend thousands of dollars, not told.</p> <p>The condo collapse in FL is unspeakably tragic.  I can't wait to see the results, though I've got my money on "corroded rebar."</p> <p>"No healthy man, in his secret heart, is content with his destiny. He is tortured by dreams and images as a child is tortured by the thought of a state of existence in which it would live in a candy store and have two stomachs." –H. L. Mencken</p>