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<p>During a <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/angels-lefty-reid-detmers-throws-first-solo-no-hitter-of-season-in-blowout-win-over-rays-041223341.html">*real* no-hitter</a>, Patti’s former forever BF Anthony Rendon homers from the left off of the “American Ohtani” and her other former forever BF <a href="https://theathletic.com/news/brewers-chrisitan-yelich-hits-mlbs-first-cycle-in-2022-in-wild-game-vs-reds/k39WXRSd9lCj/">Christian Yelich</a> hits for his 3rd cycle vs the Reds. Pottymouth’s forever BF Juan Soto walks into history books once again. <a href="https://twitter.com/MLBPlayersMedia/status/1509561161364099077?s=20&amp;t=OX8r_TStW54sy608hjTuQw">Mauricio Dubón</a> and his childhood dream go to the Astros, <a href="https://theathletic.com/news/mets-catcher-james-mccann-injury/TnrZaLMCHQgW/">James McCann</a> is about to gain superpowers, and Josh Naylor earns his celly. Will Patti get an Adley call-up for her birthday? <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy-baseball-kyle-tucker-is-who-we-thought-he-was-and-more-from-thursday-145144556.html">Kyle Tucker</a> puts in a good day’s work, and the Royals are full of <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/bobby-witt-jr-s-baseball-mentor-is-whit-merrifield">wit/Witt/Whit.</a> <a href="https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2022/05/kumar-rocker-signs-with-frontier-leagues-tri-city-valleycats.html">Kumar Rocker</a> is the best thing to happen to the ValleyCats since the Mayors’ Race.</p><p>Cuba and Curaçao make <a href="https://espndeportes.espn.com/beisbol/nota/_/id/10364782/oficial-cuba-y-curazao-jugaran-en-proxima-serie-del-caribe-en-caracas-2023">Serie del Caribe 2023</a>, Pottymouth's Happy Place, even better! We cross train with an update on <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/russias-asking-price-for-brittney-griner-may-be-notorious-arms-trafficker-004449470.html">Britney Griner</a>’s continued detention in Russia – please make this a big deal. And it isn’t championship season SOMEWHERE without your hosts going off on Games Seven vs Game Sevens.</p><p><br>We say “po