Hubble, bubble, soil and trouble, but with which witch?

<p>This week Keri, Peter and Matthew discussed their respective places in The Cider Shed human centipede, Keri's ad-based decision to enter the Brighton marathon in a cow suit and the divine justice of kicking your Dad in the knackers.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Somewhere in all of that soily mess, we unearthed an aged beer bottle with the following messages:</p><p>• Ruth's lasagne therapy: Wrong on so many layers and is her boy pasta point of no return?&nbsp;</p><p>• Kirsty pitches but Kate switches witches.&nbsp;</p><p>• Cloakroom and dagger: Comrades Mia and Brad plan to attack hunts. (say it quickly)&nbsp;</p><p>• Early bath for Beth: Ben's amazingly contrived plan to dump his girlfriend finally pays off.</p><br><p>Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/thecidershed" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/thecidershed</a></p><br><p>To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).:<a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185</a></p><br><p>Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: <a href="https://fantasy.premierleague.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://fantasy.premierleague.com/</a></p><p>Password: jxyeis</p><br><p>Email us at: <a href="mailto:hello@thecidershed.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@thecidershed.com</a></p><br><p>Message us on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod</a></p><br><p>Join the Facebook Group: <a href="https://open.acast.com/shows/60662d7d5b1ee164aa3e63dc/episodes/60e9aa4d865c530012114979/www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="