HPC #35: A Real Brown Pants Game

<p>Alternative title for this episode was "Why doesn't my boyfriend let me peg him?"</p><p><strong>Appetizers (Our Weeks):</strong></p><p>Metroid Dread (<a href="https://www.metroid-database.com/old_site/manga/?vid=6&cid=29#manga_top" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Metroid Round and Round</a>)</p><p>Bug Fables</p><p>I'm a teacher now</p><p>Slay the Spire</p><p>Far Cry 6</p><p><strong>Main Course (Video Game News):</strong></p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/warrior_male" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Warrior Male</a></p><p><a href="https://comicbook.com/gaming/amp/news/ps5-restock-buy-order-best-buy-paywall/?fbclid=IwAR1x0dFPSmXJw9vRY1Un_iUAFn1ogvLwXdKU5LalolYyJ7_OvXkIBorM9kA" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Best Buy offers PS5s only to Total Tech membership</a></p><p><a href="https://www.axios.com/squid-game-video-games-netflix-tiktok-9dde457a-7231-4aaa-ba42-e364dfa0cd6c.html" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Creators of Squid Game bank on it's popularity for capitalist gain</a></p><p><a href="https://www.gamespot.com/articles/dragon-age-4-will-reportedly-not-release-on-xbox-one-and-ps4/1100-6497093/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Bioware's Dragon Age 4 will not be available on PS4 or XBox One</a></p><p><a href="https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/mercurysteam-defends-its-leaving-developers-out-of-metroid-dread-credits" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Mercury Steam defends decision to not credit it's artists for arbitrary garbage reasons</a></p><p><a href="https://venturebeat.com/2021/10/07/eidos-montreal-becomes-first-aaa-studio-to-adopt-a-4-day-workweek/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Edios Montreal becomes first AAA studio to adopt a 4 day work week</a></p><p><a href="https://www.eurogamer.net/amp/2021-07-30-ubisoft-staff-say-company-continues-to-protect-and-promote-known-offenders-and-their-allies" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Ubisoft employees fight to stop supporting known sex offenders</a></p><p><strong>Dessert (Anime and Shows!):</strong></p><p>Trucy continues to watch