How to be miserable for the rest of your life [Joey Schweitzer]

<p>Watch on YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9qsxhhNUoU">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9qsxhhNUoU</a></p><ul> <li>1. Wake up whenever you want </li> <li><strong>2. Make sure your house is a complete disaster </strong></li> <li>3. Procrastinate </li> <li>4. Pretend to be busy</li> <li>5. Wait for opportunities </li> <li>6. Always say no </li> <li>7. Be suspicious of people</li> <li><strong>8. Never fix the things you dislike about yourself</strong></li> <li>9. Focus on things you can’t control </li> <li>10. Use fear as motivation </li> <li>11. Only do what is comfortable </li> <li><strong>12. Believe you are special</strong></li> <li>13. See life not how it is, but how you wish it to be</li> </ul><p><br><strong>Transcript<br></strong><br>Here's a quick tutorial</p><p>on how to be miserable<br>for the rest of your life.</p><p>Step one, wake up whenever you want to.</p><p>Don't wake up at a reasonable hour,</p><p>an hour that makes you<br>feel good about yourself.</p><p>Make sure you wake up</p><p>when everyone has had a<br>head start to the day.</p><p>You really wanna make sure</p><p>you feel like you've missed any chance</p><p>to start your day off on the right foot.</p><p>And when you get out of bed,</p><p>don't make your bed and don't shower.</p><p>Just wear whatever you wore<br>yesterday and head downstairs.</p><p>It's important that you start the day off</p><p>with little to no self-respect,</p><p>feeling as grimy as possible.</p><p>Step two, make sure your house</p><p>is always a complete disaster.</p><p>Your house is filled with many rooms,</p><p>each with a specific purpose.</p><p>You wanna make sure that<br>it's extremely difficult</p><p>to accomplish those purposes.</p><p>The pigsty will also help<br>subconsciously reinforce the idea</p><p>that you're a disorganized person</p><p>whose life is not in order.</p><p>This is an extremely<br>important belief to have</p><p>when trying to remain miserable.</p><p>Step three, procrastinate.</p><p>When the thought dawns on you<br>to do