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<p>Forced to find the good in the Yankees, Pottymouth is clearly won over by new BF <a href="https://www.nj.com/yankees/2018/02/yankees_estevan_florial_gets_dose_of_trump_hate_cl.html">Estevan Florial</a>. Patti gives the nod to impeccably groomed <a href="https://theathletic.com/2122074/2020/10/08/the-stanton-superlatives-giancarlo-is-a-statcast-icon">Giancarlo Stanton</a> and his “fricking forearms.” For the Cardinals, Pottymouth flies like an eagle with <a href="https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/1439656556249890820">Edmundo “Mundito” Sosa</a> and Patti cheers Noots-not-boos for <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/lars-nootbaar-noooots-calls-are-cheers-not-jeers">Lars Nootbaar</a>. We note that it is the lockout, not CBA negotiations, forcing a <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/02/18/mlb-spring-training-games-delayed-lockout/">delay in spring training games</a> and we catch you up on the latest proposals. We ponder the sheer size of the deal <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2022/02/16/juan-soto-washington-nationals-contract-extension-offer">Juan Soto</a> turned down, and wish <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/popular-productive-mr-national-ryan-032014236.html">Mr. Walk-off</a> well. In our Police Blotter, the testimony of <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/33306094/free-agent-matt-harvey-suspended-mlb-admission-opioid-distribution">Matt Harvey</a> and other players blows open the story of widespread drug use in major league baseball, while <a href="https://theathletic.com/news/eric-kay-found-guilty-of-providing-drugs-that-resulted-in-death-of-tyler-skaggs/qjyKkBlwcz5f/">Eric Kay</a> is found guilty of supplying the pills resulting in the death of Tyler Skaggs. We share a <a href="https://twitter.com/IronPigs/status/1495040519633838083">fashion moment</a> from the minors and take a stand for <a href="https://theathletic.com/news/canada-us-womens-hockey-gold-medal-game-averaged-more-viewers-than-any-nhl-contest-this-season/zWSJk2qeosCE/">televising women’s sports</a>. We say H