How 'bout those Mompa Geese?

<p>Patti and the Pottymouth propose a migratory bird name to replace the “Rays” if they move forward  on the sister city plan, splitting time between <a href="https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10013277-rays-to-unveil-plan-to-split-season-between-tampa-montreal-on-tropicana-field-sign">Tampreal and Mompa</a>. We throw in for Pottymouth’s forever BF <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/sotos-mvp-surge-150422952.html">Juan Soto</a>’s MVP bid. Her former forever BF Mookie Betts does right by Reds rookie <a href="https://theathletic.com/2835297/2021/09/19/to-be-that-thoughtful-its-amazing-mookie-betts-and-a-reds-fan-help-save-tj-friedls-first-home-run-ball/">TJ Friedl</a>, a young player with qHAR potential. Meaningful gifts abound, as Patti’s forever BF Christian Yelich presents a pair of custom sneakers to <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/32280460/milwaukee-brewers-announcer-bob-uecker-celebrated-50-years-mic">Bob “Air” Uecker</a> to celebrate 50 years announcing the Brewers, and <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/jon-lester-gifts-watches-cubs-005809986.html">Jon Lester</a> bestows Rolexes on his two former catchers, David Ross and Willson Contreras, on his possibly last visit to Wrigley as a player. How did we miss <a href="https://climbingtalshill.com/2021/09/18/astros-jose-siri-is-seriously-fun-to-watch/">Jose Siri</a>’s call up after nine years in the minors? Because he’s with the Astros -- but what a debut!</p><p><br></p><p>It’s definitely the Police Blotter when a manager and pitcher receive suspensions for <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/one-game-suspension-for-jays-manager-montoyo-reports-of-multiple-games-for-borucki-for-hitting-kiermaier-221606009.html">throwing at a player</a>, but did the player do wrong? We look at Kevin Kiermaier, a dropped data card, sending a batboy to do a man’s job, and getting beaned in the  back by Ryan Borucki. Can’t everyone follow the lead of Jazz Chisolm and Josh Rogers and <a href="https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/1441174505691385865">dance it out</a