Hey Miggy!

<p>Hey Miggy! <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/miguel-cabrera-hits-500th-home-run">Miguel Cabrera</a> is the 28th MLB player and first Venezuelan to reach 500 home runs. Patti’s pitcher pick <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/triston-mckenzie-dominates-angels">Triston McKenzie</a> is on a tear, plus extra credit for attention to qHar. Boyfriend highlights include <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/joey-votto-stats-boosted-by-young-fan">Votto’s Abigal Effect</a>, the return of <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/christian-yelich-homers-twice-drives-in-6-in-win-vs-nationals">Christian Yelich’s</a> bat, <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/stat-shows-ryan-mountcastle-one-003902370.html">Mountcastle’s</a> streak, <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/jake-cronenworth-hits-dramatic-homer-padres-win-on-walk-off-wild-pitch-vs-phillies-to-stay-in-wild-card-spot/">Cronenworth’s</a> heroics, and an apology to <a href="https://www.latimes.com/sports/angels/story/2021-08-15/angels-jo-adell">Jo Adell</a>. It’s Chipotle for everybody thanks to the work of<a href="https://twitter.com/adoptmilbplayer"> Adopt a Minor Leaguer</a>, the generosity of players Gabe Klobosits and Michael Wacha, and fans everywhere.</p><p><br></p><p>In the Police Blotter, we walk you through <a href="https://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2021/8/20/22633033/why-trevor-bauer-won-the-hearing-but-lost-anyway">Sheryl Ring’s</a> excellent explanation of the Trevor Bauer restraining order decision and what it means going forward, and explain <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2021/08/10/crying-foul-mlb-netting-daily-cover">The Baseball Rule</a> (remember netting?). The Little League World Series is back with exactly one girl player (Yay, <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2021/08/20/little-league-world-series-ella-bruning-texas-washington/8220996002/">Ella Bruning</a>), and pretty cool unis for the <a href="https://www.littleleague.org/news/mlb-little-league-classic-to-welcome-the-los-angeles-angels-and-cleveland-indians-to-williamsport-in-2021/"