
Heinz Ketchup Tatoo Ink, "Jelqing" Your Junk, & Bear Meat Vending Machines
Tjela Naphtha
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<p>You have to hand it to the Heinz folks for creative marketing. Now you can wear your favorite condiment in your skin...sort of. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a new "exercise" routine that will "enhance" your masculinity but you (hopefully) won't see it at a Planet Fitness. The Japanese have found a new snack that's the "wildest" ever. There's some pretty wild stupidity in this week's episode, too...</p> <ul> <li>A Male Bald Eagle in Missouri Thinks a Rock Is an Egg; </li> <li>Philly Uber Driver Runs Red Light–Hits Police Commissioner; </li> <li>Man Engaged to a Doll Announces Birth of His Third 'Child'; </li> <li>Renter Discovers Disgusting Smell in Shower: 'Thousands of Old, Wet Cigarette Butts'; </li> <li>A Bill in NC Would Ban Participation Trophies; </li> <li>OH School Bus Driver Resigns After Profanity-Laced Tirade Goes Viral; </li> <li>An Over-Reacting "Parking Lot Karen" Erupts On An Approaching Man In A Parking Lot; </li> <li>An 89-y/o Japanese man named world’s oldest surfer; </li> <li>There Is a Rise in Men Having Their Jaws Broken for Beauty; </li> <li>38% of People Say It's Fine to Start Eating at a Restaurant Before Everyone's Food Has Arrived; </li> <li>Stupid Criminal: A Woman Stole a Car with a "Club" on It & Crashed; </li> <li>Jacksonville, FL Police Sergeant Charged With Punching Referee at Kids’ Soccer Game; </li> <li>McDonald’s Workers Face Virtual Layoffs as Chain Closes Offices; </li> <li>Jesus, Cleopatra ‘selfies’ generated by AI go viral: ‘Hilarious’; </li> <li>Adult Toy Maker Fined for Tracking Users' Sexual Activity; </li> <li>Farting Cows to Get Food Additives to Stop Them in Climate Fight; </li> <li>Stupid Criminal: A 15-Ft. Spoon Was Stolen from Dairy Queen; </li> <li>Would You Try a Peanut Butter & Jelly Cheeseburger? </li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at g
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Heinz Ketchup Tatoo Ink, "Jelqing" Your Junk, & Bear Meat Vending Machines
Tjela Naphtha