Haven 09 - Unlikely Unions

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;"><strong>Content Warnings</strong>: Blood, Blood Consumption, focus on capitalism</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">[A conversation between two guards on an encrypted line]</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">G1: You ever have one of those days?</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">G2: Jerry, it's late. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">JERRY: I know, it's important.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">G2: Okay, fine. Yeah, what kind of days, man</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">JERRY: Like, you're not doing too hot, right, you've got some unexpected bills, you get a flat tire, then, at the end of your night, you see something right before you clock out that's gonna make your day a whole lot longer?</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">G2: Jerry, there's a protocol, we have codes.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">JERRY: Yeah, I never really learned tho—</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">G2: Forget it, what did you see?</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">JERRY: Three vampires, some humans. They entered the ol' Turf and Turf shop off Teeth Ave.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">G2: It's Seethe Ave. Take some pictures, send them to the boss.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">JERRY: yeah, I was afraid you were gonna say that.</span></p> <p>[The call ends]</p> <p><strong>This Week on Qomrades</strong> Max has his debt called in unexpectedly soon</p> <p><em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Hosted by Vince (</span></em><a href= "http://twitter.com/windjammah"><em><span style= "font-weight: 400;">@Windjammah</span></em></a><em><span style= "font-weight: 400;">)</span></em></p> <p><em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Featuring Jack (</span></em><a href= "https://twitter.com/toyourstations"><em><span style= "font-weight: 400;">@toyourstations</span></em></a> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">and</span></em> <a href= "https://toyourstations.itch.io/"><em><s