Harmony 03: I'm a Criminal Too

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;"><strong>Content Warnings: Drug mention, Drug Use 0:46:30-0:51:00, Anti-Vaxxish Rhetoric (from an evil NPC) 1:24:00-1:28:00</strong><br /></span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">[A Family Groupchat]<br /> <br /> <strong>MOM</strong>: I can't believe Borage is graduating (again haha kidding I love you son!!)<br /> <strong>GRANDMA</strong>: I'm so proud of him! Not many people can say they've collected four masters!<br /> <strong>COUSIN 1</strong>: Not sure most people try...<br /> <strong>AUNT</strong>: Comfrey, don't you start! This is your cousin's big day!<br /> <strong>AUNT 2</strong>: Besides, we're still waiting on <em>someone</em> to graduate, we may as well get our practice in<br /> <strong>COMFREY</strong>: Mom!<br /> <strong>GRANDMA</strong>: Be nice to one of my favorite nieces. <br /> <strong>COMFREY</strong>: "One of"<br /> <strong>COUSIN 2</strong>: She doesn't want to start a war lol<br /> <strong>GRANDPA</strong>: I WOULD LIKE A CAPPUCINO <br /> <strong>MOM</strong>: Dad, wrong chat haha but yes sure thing<br /> <strong>COMFREY</strong>: Shit, I want a Cappucino<br /> <strong>AUNT 2</strong>: LANGUAGE<br /> <strong>COUSIN 2</strong>: This is why you're not the favorite niece :P<br /> <strong>COUSIN</strong> <strong>3</strong>: Borage, will your friend be there? ;)<br /> <strong>BORAGE</strong>: Doubtful, but I hope so!<br /> <strong>MOM 2</strong>: I hope so too, honey<br /> <br /> <strong>THIS WEEK on Harmony</strong> — The siblings start to sort out their place in this great, big galaxy. Does Joseph Steal? Does Cain grasp the intricacies of Criminal Conduct? Well, listener! If these are questions you'd like answered, then this is an episode you <em>DARE NOT MISS!</em><br /></span></p> <p><em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Hosted by Rowan (</span></em><a href= "https://twitter.com/ceardannan"><em><span style= "font-weight: 400;">@ceardannan</span></em></a> <em><span style= "font-weight: 400;">and</span></em> <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/pom_and_fibe